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I love my kids more than you love yours… And other lies

Let me begin, by saying that I completely respect the choice to stay home with your children. Likewise, I respect a mother who’s chosen to work outside of the home. Further, I understand that sometimes there is no choice in the matter. Possibly the work you do doesn’t pay enough to warrant the cost of…

A PSA to creepy clowns from Mama Bears everywhere…

Lately there have been a number of “funny” situations involving terrifyingly evil looking clowns. In the news, people have reported sightings of these clowns in the middle of the night in lonely streets and parking lots. Those incidents took place in Wasco, California and from what I understand, is a husband and wife photo project….

Place Cards and name tags and wine corks, oh my!

In this video, I am showing you how to create three different place card/Name tags for your dining table. Such an easy and inexpensive way to add that little extra detail that is bound to impress your guests. I hope you will try it and share any variations that you might come up with, in…

Type A and the perpetually late

It’s not my desire to man bash with this post. Men and women are different in obvious and necessary ways… In fact, let me back up. This doesn’t apply only to men, I am sure that there are many husbands who hold shit down for their wives… I just don’t know them. So, instead of…

I Was Patriotic

I was patriotic before the towers fell I learned to be, in part, from stories I heard tell Raised to sing Marine Corps hymns, one nation under God To trust my school and my church the way I was taught I was patriotic before they took our planes I was patriotic before our president read…