I LOVE anything “creme”! Creme brulee is a panty dropper! I think my husband might have taken note as he will often point it out if it’s on a menu. I likewise, adore pots de creme! Little, delicious cauldrons of creamy goodness… Whatever the flavor, sign me up! I wanted to take something that would…
Category: Kitchen & Bar
The Ever Elusive Perfect Restaurant Steak
Man, you go to your favorite steak house, order your favorite cut and that thing just slices like butter! You know what I’m saying. The perfectly juicy, medium rare cut of USDA Prime that practically melts in your mouth! Can I get a hell yeah?!?! I’ve had ahhh-mazing steaks from the grill, don’t get me…
Bacon & Egg Salad: Too good to be THIS healthy
My best girlfriend came to visit and I decided that she needed to be a Guinea Pig! Fortunately, it was a mostly pleasant experience! Her first morning here, I decided to try out an idea that had been fluttering around my busy brain, the breakfast salad! I have been wanting a healthy option for breakfast…
Apricot Cheesecake Bars, almost as tasty as Tits n’ Ass
I LOVE cheesecake… voluptuous thighs, full round breasts and a gently swaying bouncing ass. The dessert is great too! Starting with the graham cracker crust and the perfect cracker to butter ratio. Next, the filling should be fluffy and creamy but not overly sweet. To me, cheesecake should have a bit of a tang to…
Lamb and Jam, Damned Delicious!
I have given you guys a bunch of jam recipes and one might wonder, how much jam can a family really go through? Well, I am going to begin showing you alternative uses for your jam that will not only prove useful but are going to give you little mouth-gasms in the process. There used…
The Shrub: No, I’m not talking about landscaping
A few months back, a friend of mine was talking about making a shrub. She went on to explain that it was a vinegary drink made from fruit syrup. Her husband is a lover of all things vinegar and she’s a complete natural in the kitchen. So, it was safe for me to deduce that…
Fat Tuesday! Ooey-er Gooey-er Buttery-er Cake
In the true spirit of Fat Tuesday, I am using butter. Like… a lot of butter. I’m making my ultra decadent, uber fattening, ridiculously rich version of this already outrageous southern dessert. I wanted to up the ante by doubling the butter and adding sour cream. This is special occasion food, people. This isn’t meant…
Red, White and Blue Cobblerettes
You’ve probably heard of “Dump Cake” or “Cake Mix Cobbler”. It’s where you take dry cake mix, canned pie filling and butter and turn it into a delicious cobbler-esque dessert. I wanted to do a spin on this, one that would be fun to make, easy to take and is a good way to use…
Roasted Corn Crostini With Whipped Feta
I’ve been hearing about “whipped feta” for awhile now. I wanted to do something kind of different from the uses I’ve been seeing. I wasn’t quite sure what direction I would go, when my girlfriend dropped by. She had cleaned out her fridge a bit because her son was heading out to summer break with…
Fat Tuesday: Chocolate Bacon Cracker Crack
It’s that time again! FAT TUESDAY! today I am completing my three part series. Now you’ve got the tools to put together a sweet themed bacon bar for your next brunch… hell, let’s be real, it’s for any gathering! Here we have a variation on a classic southern “toffee”. It’s not actually toffee per se,…
Cold Asparagus Bacon Salad
It’s Father’s Day! I should be writing about sentimental dad stuff, right? Well, I’m going to go be with my family today and gather up all the love fodder I need to get at you with that tomorrow. Today, I am going to share a salad that KILLS. I’m taking it with me to my…
Ginger Peach Jam: Not to be confused with the red headed step child.
Peaches are in! It’s this beautiful window of time when you can walk by the display at the grocery and start salivating from the smell. Man… Peaches, like cherries, taste like summer to me. I decided to jazz this recipe up by adding some fresh ginger. The results were a peach perfect combo. You will…
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