Oh hell yes. I made a cake, bitches! I haven’t made a layer cake in SO long! I woke up Saturday morning, late because my son’s basketball team had a bye (can I get an amen?) and I looked that same kid in the eye and said “I wanna make a cake”. Of course he…
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S’more please!
My oldest is turning ten next week and we are having what will likely be his last childhood birthday party. We’ll still celebrate of course, but he’s let me know that a few guys, a movie and a trip to the skatepark will do. Lemme think about it… Ok! You mean I can skip rsvp’s,…
The Ultimate Chocolate Peanut Butter Cupcake
If I am going to call anything “The Ultimate”, I’d better bring that shit. I mean seriously, it’s put up or shut up time with that, right? Right. The Rockstar is a fiend for this combo and he’s not ashamed to admit it! This confection was ALL him. One cupcake is way more than enough,…
Peanut Butter Chocolate Cookie Bars
What better day to return to you, all my lovers, than Valentine’s Day? My boys and I have been busy preparing for The Rockstar’s return making everything peanut butter and Sriracha! Yep, two of his favorite things! So, instead of going out or dealing with the inflated Valentine BS, we are going to enjoy a…
Dark Chocolate Cabernet Truffles
If you need a quick and ultra simple treat to take to a party, this is good and elegant bet! We all know that red wine and chocolate pair well, and this is all the proof you’ll need. You will need the following: 16 oz dark chocolate. This can be finely chopped or in chip…
Dark Chocolate Pomegranate Mousse
In my hometown of Stockton, there was a restaurant that was an old style quintessential steak house. Classic steak dishes with an Italian flare. Dimly lit with candles on the tables, a waitress with a transparent beehive and a smokers rasp, was likely your server. This place, was called Stockton Joe’s. My dad loved this…
Coconut Caramel Pretzel Bites
Sometimes you make a little snack that gets you by and sometimes you come up with something that gets you off… This one, is definitely the latter. Seriously, this little bite sized snack is knock your panties off good! To add to it’s allure, it is SO easy which totally adds to the “Oh” factor….
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