Ask The Swearing Mom: Weight Loss

Hey there swearing mom, I have been struggling with this “body fat” I have, I love food and don’t normally go on the “traditional diets”. I just wanna loose the belly fat without the exercise, but don’t know where to start? Any ideas? Help! Signed, I don’t wanna diet Dear I don’t wanna!, Listen girl,…

Twinkle Twinkle Table Scape

Independence Day is such a fun celebration. I mean, seriously… When do we get to punctuate a day of barbecue, beverages and the general joy of gathering with our people, with freaking explosives!?!? Am I right? It’s pretty fabulous! I think we sometimes take fireworks for granted because we get them every July, and now…

Ask The Swearing Mom: There’s too much porn in my marriage

When my girlfriend suggested that I do an “Ask The Swearing Mom” segment on my page, I first thought “How presumptuous it would be of me to think anyone would want my advice!” my next thought was that it might be fun! I expected to get questions about a good barbecue sauce or a fun…

This is the pits! A Swearing Mom Give-Away

Hello All, Cherries are still in but not for long! In honor of one of my favorite flavors, I am going to give this Cherry Pitter away to one of you! This is the same as the one I use for all of my cherry recipes. To win, please like and share this post and…

Tattoos: How to be a trashy female.

I got my first tattoo when I was 18. It was a dumb little thing which has long been covered up. I didn’t really find my love of body art until my oldest son, Cosmo was about two years old. Since then, I have gotten a myriad of pieces and it seems as though I…

Ouch! Natural Sunburn Relief

Of course the idea, is NOT to get a sunburn. Sometimes, that just doesn’t work out. When you get a little too much sun… or worse, if your kiddos do, having this little jar of relief will make you, (as usual) a superhero. My girlfriend Bathsheba’s brother was visiting from France and they had spent…

Lavender Honey Sugar Scrub

This is such a simple recipe and it’s not only good for personal use but makes a great hostess gift! Hell… It’s good for any gift! This scrub has a TON of benefits. The sugar itself is a great exfoliant and will leave your skin looking bright and feeling smooth. The lavender is calming and…

Bentonite Turmeric Facial Mask

I have struggled with my skin for years. I have adult acne that is cystic and painful at times. When I eat properly and drink plenty of water I always see an improvement but it’s never quite “good”. I went to a dermatologist and he gave me some oral meds that helped. I don’t however,…

Day FIVE Give Away! Share a link and #theswearingmom

In our week of give aways to celebrate the launch of The Swearing Mom fan page, we are giving away a handful of these Pretty in Pink Bling travel mugs. There are two ways to win today! 1. Share any post from The Swearing Mom’s blog and use the hashtag #theswearingmom 2. Suggest The Swearing…

Day FOUR Give Away!!!

In our week of give aways to celebrate the launch of The Swearing Mom fan page, we are giving away a handful of these Pretty in Pink Bling travel mugs. There are two ways to win today! 1. Share any post from The Swearing Mom’s blog and use the hashtag #theswearingmom 2. Suggest The Swearing…

Day Three Give Away!

In our week of give aways to celebrate the launch of The Swearing Mom fan page, we are giving away a handful of these Pretty in Pink Bling travel mugs. There are two ways to win today! 1. Share any post from The Swearing Mom’s blog and use the hashtag #theswearingmom 2. Suggest The Swearing…